Saturday, March 24, 2012

ha your punk!

sitting around drinking pbr
patches on your jacket
listening to rancid
dont make you punk
it make you a fucking chump

Thursday, March 22, 2012

there's a sinister feeling brewing bout a women

there's a sinister feeling brewing bout a women and her non-stop yap in a couple weeks she'll be stewing bait the hook of a tender trap spend your money on countless reasons brick-a-brack that cannot be used snivel on the ground that she walks on give an inch and that women wants two the trouble today with women the mouth don't stop there's an older one yakity-yack husband's credit cards let her shop there's a younger one gums keep flappin' will the jawbone never stop there's an older one she need screwin' never in your life no not me will the women's mouth never cease the trouble today with women the mouth don't stop

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

importants of promoting your band..

promote your damn band !!!
have t shirts made
get a admat mad
buttons
stickers
an online press kit with a hi res logo that is readable ( that is black and white  most clubs print flyers in black and white to save money, no it not cause there cheap  it cause shit cost money to make money  and the less money to spend  the barley bandits paid some one to have this flyer made cost them $10..

Saturday, March 3, 2012

look like a bum get treated like one

Yay another trip to the emergency room coughing blood in the morning and feeling like your not getting enough oxygen. The caricatures you will find when you’re sitting in the waiting room from a family of Jesus lovers to a mom that looks like a Muppet. Well I guess it true there are some people with Muppet fetishes. Waiting is the worst part of the emergency room. I wish at times this laptop had a camera on both sides so I can take candid shots of the sideshow that here including myself.
And now sponge bob square pants is playing on two TV’s right next to each other. The feeling like I am sitting in the middle of a fire. By the time I called back most my symptoms will have died down and seem like I am faking it or will the nurse if I do drugs. And the Dr. will ask if I am homeless when I take out my MacBook and ask him how many homeless people you know have a MacBook in there back pack if I vomit I been taking little breaths so I don’t bust into a coughing fit .