Monday, October 29, 2012
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
the drill.kill
Detective john Schmidt was sitting at his desk when his phone rang. Detective smith he said as he answered the phone. John you got to meet me i am in trouble said the voice on the other side. The voice sounded familure but john was having a hard time trying to figure it out since he had been drinking the night before. And was still wet brain from. John the voice said this is Willie. Willie john though t for a second then remembered it was the ginger. Hey Willie john said what kind of trouble you got yourself into this time. A lot replied Willie can you meet me at the café roller. Cafe roller was a greasy spoon where I have met Willie several times. I agreed to meet Willie in a half hour.
After a quick whores bath out of the sink of the bathroom of my office. I walked out onto Hoyt Street and hailed the nearest cab roller café I told the driver as the cab lurched forward. We arrived at café roller as I looked inside there was Willie sitting at a back booth looking nervous drinking black coffee. He looked up from his coffee as I approached him. So what kind of trouble you got yourself into I asked him. Willie looked around and really quietly asked me what did I know about gold bars. Gold bard? I asked gold bars he replied. Well they’re gold and in the shape of a bar I resounded in a comical way. Really man i am serious responded Willie. Ok what about gold bars I asked back. Well the other day I went to a storage auction and bought a unit and when I was cleaning it out I found a stack of gold bars. And i am afraid these may be the gold bars that came up missing from the mafia a few years ago.
You see a few years ago the mafia hijacked a plane coming back from south America and the plane was carrying a shit load of gold bars a lot of them where recovered but a 50 of them where never returned and the mafia was brought up on pirate charges and then the bars came up missing from the mafia and the value of those fifty bars where about 4.8 billion us dollars. But while the court case was going on the members of the mafia where being executed. And the bars have been missing ever since.
So I asked Willie are you sure you think these are those missing bars and he looked into his coffee and mumbled yes. Well what you want to do about I asked him? I don’t know if anybody finds out I have them I am as sure as dead and you know me I don’t like being dead or being hunted like an animal you got to help me move these bars out of the country or sell them said Willie.
No goldsmith would buy these bars knowingly where they came from and who may come looking for them.
After a quick whores bath out of the sink of the bathroom of my office. I walked out onto Hoyt Street and hailed the nearest cab roller café I told the driver as the cab lurched forward. We arrived at café roller as I looked inside there was Willie sitting at a back booth looking nervous drinking black coffee. He looked up from his coffee as I approached him. So what kind of trouble you got yourself into I asked him. Willie looked around and really quietly asked me what did I know about gold bars. Gold bard? I asked gold bars he replied. Well they’re gold and in the shape of a bar I resounded in a comical way. Really man i am serious responded Willie. Ok what about gold bars I asked back. Well the other day I went to a storage auction and bought a unit and when I was cleaning it out I found a stack of gold bars. And i am afraid these may be the gold bars that came up missing from the mafia a few years ago.
You see a few years ago the mafia hijacked a plane coming back from south America and the plane was carrying a shit load of gold bars a lot of them where recovered but a 50 of them where never returned and the mafia was brought up on pirate charges and then the bars came up missing from the mafia and the value of those fifty bars where about 4.8 billion us dollars. But while the court case was going on the members of the mafia where being executed. And the bars have been missing ever since.
So I asked Willie are you sure you think these are those missing bars and he looked into his coffee and mumbled yes. Well what you want to do about I asked him? I don’t know if anybody finds out I have them I am as sure as dead and you know me I don’t like being dead or being hunted like an animal you got to help me move these bars out of the country or sell them said Willie.
No goldsmith would buy these bars knowingly where they came from and who may come looking for them.
Saturday, March 24, 2012
ha your punk!
sitting around drinking pbr
patches on your jacket
listening to rancid
dont make you punk
it make you a fucking chump
patches on your jacket
listening to rancid
dont make you punk
it make you a fucking chump
Thursday, March 22, 2012
there's a sinister feeling brewing bout a women
there's a sinister feeling brewing bout a women and her non-stop yap in a couple weeks she'll be stewing bait the hook of a tender trap spend your money on countless reasons brick-a-brack that cannot be used snivel on the ground that she walks on give an inch and that women wants two the trouble today with women the mouth don't stop there's an older one yakity-yack husband's credit cards let her shop there's a younger one gums keep flappin' will the jawbone never stop there's an older one she need screwin' never in your life no not me will the women's mouth never cease the trouble today with women the mouth don't stop
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
importants of promoting your band..
promote your damn band !!!
have t shirts made
get a admat mad
buttons
stickers
an online press kit with a hi res logo that is readable ( that is black and white most clubs print flyers in black and white to save money, no it not cause there cheap it cause shit cost money to make money and the less money to spend the barley bandits paid some one to have this flyer made cost them $10..
have t shirts made
get a admat mad
buttons
stickers
an online press kit with a hi res logo that is readable ( that is black and white most clubs print flyers in black and white to save money, no it not cause there cheap it cause shit cost money to make money and the less money to spend the barley bandits paid some one to have this flyer made cost them $10..
Saturday, March 3, 2012
look like a bum get treated like one
Yay another trip to the emergency room coughing blood in the morning and feeling like your not getting enough oxygen. The caricatures you will find when you’re sitting in the waiting room from a family of Jesus lovers to a mom that looks like a Muppet. Well I guess it true there are some people with Muppet fetishes. Waiting is the worst part of the emergency room. I wish at times this laptop had a camera on both sides so I can take candid shots of the sideshow that here including myself.
And now sponge bob square pants is playing on two TV’s right next to each other. The feeling like I am sitting in the middle of a fire. By the time I called back most my symptoms will have died down and seem like I am faking it or will the nurse if I do drugs. And the Dr. will ask if I am homeless when I take out my MacBook and ask him how many homeless people you know have a MacBook in there back pack if I vomit I been taking little breaths so I don’t bust into a coughing fit .
And now sponge bob square pants is playing on two TV’s right next to each other. The feeling like I am sitting in the middle of a fire. By the time I called back most my symptoms will have died down and seem like I am faking it or will the nurse if I do drugs. And the Dr. will ask if I am homeless when I take out my MacBook and ask him how many homeless people you know have a MacBook in there back pack if I vomit I been taking little breaths so I don’t bust into a coughing fit .
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